How is a Meme Like a Mime?

Other than the more affected pronounciation? Beats me. Memes are only sometimes silent and not always annoying, whereas….

Ahem.

In honor of and surrender to all the memeage floating around from now to Doomsday, I will reluctantly answer five questions that nobody asked:

1) Never
2) Once, but I was still at the “hormones with feet” stage (college). And I’d been drinking.
3) Poetry.
4) A raven.
5) Parke Godwin, Ray Bradbury, Fritz Leiber, Ursula LeGuin, Peter Beagle and Andre Norton.

There. Done now.