Today’s Story Time is “The Finer Points of Destruction,” originally published in Fantasy Magazine #1 back in 2005. I think it made five issues before it was combined with its online SF counterpart. As for the story itself, a floundering marriage counselor gets a case he coudln’t have handled on his best day, a Divinity, whose divine wife has ten separate physical and symbolic aspects, each and every one of them mad at him.
Standard Disclaimer: “The Finer Points of Destruction” will be online until Wednesday, January 31st, when it will be replaced. By something.