Another Writing Exercise

One more bit of fluff from the Java Ink writer’s group.  The challenge this time was to write a flash around the premise “Bad news solves all problems.”  Not that I accept the premise, mind you, but as an exercise, I went with it. This one didn’t take fifteen minutes. Might have taken fifteen seconds.

 

First Child: “Mommmm!  She took my doll!”

Second Child: “Did not! It’s MY doll!”

Mom: “Girls, just so you know–your father won’t be around anymore. I killed him. He was bugging me.”

Children (in harmony): “Never mind!”

 

Success and Failure

Two things writers–like a lot of people–tend to obsess over. Yet we tend to do it without a very clear idea of what either term really means. Is success being published by a mainline publisher? Widely read? Lots of money? Writing full time? Critical acclaim? If the answer is “All that and a ton of other stuff you forgot to mention” then by that definition there may be ten to fifteen successful writers in the entire country, tops. I’m not one of them and chances are you aren’t, either. Everyone fails by some standard; the question is what standard you apply. And I submit that applying any standard outside your own control is programming yourself for real failure. Too much of that can, as noted elsewhere, screw up your entire life, writing included.

Let’s consider an example: A few years ago, before ebooks mattered and we were still in the mini-explosion of the Print on Demand craze, a new writer proudly posted an excerpt from their novel, just published by some vanity house that I won’t dignify with a name. The prose was, no two ways about it, godawful. “Eye of Argon”‑class bad. Can I make that any clearer? I had absolutely no problem proclaiming both novel and writer complete and absolute failures. I didn’t see even the vaguest spark of talent in the work and their judgment was badly flawed or they wouldn’t have put that work out for the world to see in the first place. So. was the writer a failure?  Ummmm, no. Why not? 

Simple: I don’t get to decide that. Continue reading →

Tweaking

I haven’t been happy with my online bibliography since I first posted it. It was one long line of short story publications before any of the books came up (yes, I’m proud of that long line, but unless someone was looking just for that, it’s a lot to wade through). So, not that I necessarily think the books are more important, but I did put them first because there are fewer of them naturally and this makes them easier to find.

Is it better now? Yes? No? Anything you’d like to see included in the bibliography or elsewhere here that isn’t? Inquiring minds want to know!

Telling Vs Showing, Or Is It?

The advice is hammered into a baby writer’s head almost from Day One: “When writing anything,show don’t tell.”

I’m not the first to point out the following, but it bears repeating, so let’s think about this, shall we? And let’s begin with two character descriptions:

“Jim Bob Hattrick was the sort of man who would have everyone in the county attending his funeral, if only to see for themselves that the sumbitch was dead.”

“In orderly fashion, the long line of people in their Sunday best filed by Jim Bob Hattrick’s open casket. Some made a show of spitting on the corpse, but most were content to glare. No one cried, but a few did laugh.”

Which one is telling, and which one is showing? Continue reading →

Drowning My Sorrows – A Literal Interpretation

At this week’s writer’s group meeting we were handed a challenge–write a flash piece around the old saw, “Drowning Your Sorrows” and given a fifteen minute time limit. For your potential amusement, here’s what I did.

Drowning My Sorrows

It was the opposite of transcendence – I wasn’t looking for unity with all things and detachment from the purely physical, rather I was taking something that had no separate physical existence and giving it form and substance. Something I could deal with. The other way was hard, took years and years of whatever it took. This had to be easier. Let other people seek enlightenment. Me, I had other priorities, and  I always took the easier way.

“And just what do you think you’re doing?” Continue reading →